Why do men always bring up “the draft” (the last military draft was in 1972) when abortion rights are being discussed? - are they advocating that women ought to owe our bodies to the government? Should anyone owe their body to the state?

Because men are dumb. Or at least, “men’s rights activists” are dumb.

Look! Also not a woman or a feminist.

Conservative men. Not women. Not feminists.

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And the answer is, feminists do say women should register for the draft, and have repeatedly tried to make it happen, and every single time it’s been blocked by…

They don’t know about Google. They don’t know about history. They don’t know about politics. They live in a little hermetically sealed bubble of ignorance, getting all their information about the outside world from Fox News and Andrew Tate.

Look! Not a woman or a feminist.

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Conservatives men.

MRAs are like “hurr durr, if women say they should have choice, durr durr, then what about, like, the draft, durr. We don’t get a choice about draft registration, durr, so why should women get a choice about having babies? That’s totally the same thing.”

Conservative men. Again.

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Dumb; and

Ignorant; and also

If Fox News doesn’t show it to them and Andrew Tate doesn’t tweet about it, it doesn’t exist in their little world.

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

Uneducated…a hat trick of intellectual dysfunction.

(Well, okay, they don’t say “eligible” because that’s a four-syllable word, but you know what I mean.)

Derp derp derp derp derp.

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And then antifeminists, who also aren’t the brightest tinsel in the pom, be all “hurr durr, if women want equality, durr, why don’t they say women should be eligible for the draft? Durr.”

So basically, the dork-bollockses who are like “but but but but but but but but whaddabout THE DRAFT!!!!11!1” when normal people talk about issues like feminism or abortion are: